What Did They Say About Robert Goren?

Let's see what the great minds of our history have said about our detective.

'A life without examining is not worth for living.' Socrates
'A life without Robert Goren is not worth for living.'

'All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.' George Orwell
'All human beings are equal but Robert Goren is incomparable.'

'Beneath every criminal lies a human.' Cesare Beccaria
'Beneath Robert Goren lies a sex god.'

'I don't hate people. I just feel better when they are not around.' Charles Bukowski
'I don't hate people. I just feel better when there's only me and Robert Goren in this world.'

'Only one man ever understood me. And he really didn't understand me.' G. W. F. Hegel
'Only one man I ever loved. And he really didn't exist.'

'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist.' Charles Baudelaire
'The greatest trick Robert Goren ever pulled was convincing the world he exists.'

'Religion is the opium of people.' Karl Marx
'Robert Goren is the opium of women.'

'Dreams are the royal road to the unconscious.' Sigmund Freud
'Robert Goren is the royal road to the dreams.'

'Universe is created in mathemathical codes.' G. Galileo
'Robert Goren is created in sex codes.'

'Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.' Niels Bohr
'Anyone who is not captivated by Robert Goren has not seen him.'