The Infinite Monkey Theorem states a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. Referring to this, I've improved my own theory though the world is not yet ready:) Time, Martin Heidegger argues, (aside from his involvement in Nazi politics he's one of the greatest philosophers of all time) should not be regarded as three dimensional (past, present, future) but as four dimensional; the fourth dimension is the presencing which brings them together and holds them apart, though time is the fourth dimension in Relativity Theory. Simply, I exist as a here (Da-Sein) and it's by virtue of my being a here that there can be a there. Well actually it's a lot like confirming the theory of parallel universes as the theory itself best fits my cosmology rather than time travel (Being able to travel faster than the speed of light?! Come on!) And I do believe that world's biggest scientific experiment taking place in CERN will give us the answers at least the clues on that theory. You may wonder by now, what have these got to do with our detective. Imagine a cosmos containing multiple parallel universes, each with its own laws of physics but also with its own version of Robert Goren, wouldn't it be nice? What a promising universe! Robert Goren for everyone. And yesterday I imagined how I would react if Bobby finally popped the question in one of those universes:) As they say, the art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe.
So are we gonna live happily ever after?
Now you don't remember the question?!
Fine! Wrong universe. The next please.
